Every Jew down in Jewville liked elections a lot! But, the Grinch who lived in Austin did not.
I know they'll be voting for Gore, he was thinking; by Wednesday the latest, I'll be back to drinking.
Election day came and the voting was close; at one point the Grinch even started to boast. It's the Grinch by a nose; all the news men exclaimed, even Dan Rather who was insane.
But, was he the winner? Hey, not so fast; Al Gore called him up and said, 'Grinch, kiss my ass!'
The race was too tight to say who was elected. Th Grinch was so stressed his face got infected. All eyes turned to Jewville to sort out the mess.
But, Simon and Hershel and dear old Aunt Bess were too senile to vote for the one that they liked. They punched the wrong hole and joined the Third Reich!
The Jews down in Jewville took to the streets; to complain about fraud, not to mention the heat.
Then the Grinch said something that couldn't be gaucher: 'This election my friends is perfectly KOSHER!
Then a judge said, 'Each vote must be counted by hand.' The Grinch said, That's not what my brother Jeb had planned.'
His lawyers filed motions, injunctions and writs demanding Gore and the Jews call it quits. But, just when the Grinch thought the deal had gone through, he met Cindy Lou Lipsitz, age 92.
She asked, 'Why did you steal our election?' The Grinch just laughed and gave her a lethal injection!
They say the Grinch's ego grew three sizes that day. Unfortunately, his brain went the other way.
So, here is a lesson for now and for later; don't blame me, I voted for Nader.
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